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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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I once had a client who ranted "Baa humbug, the world is unjust!" (adapted from our favorite flick moments btw) while I gave her a foot rub. Crazy, right?! That kinda moment made me mad then, but also, like, super happy when she smiled at the end – like saying, "Everything is gonna be okay, hi-ho!"